fallout new vegas

rented fallout new vegas, played for like 4 hours then i had a game ending glitch where i was unable to fire my weapon. ya thanks Microsoft another 8 dollars wasted. and for those of u who say "it was porbly the disc", fuck off u morons. o and the plot is fucking stupid to. if u liked fallout 3 u will like this one. i didnt like fallout 3, it was boring to! they said that they would have all new weapons, they didnt! o they had new names for some of them... this is just like fucking halo, it does not evolve! when fallout 3 came it was cool cause it was new. the other fallout games were real time strategy not a first person shooter. but what fallout 3 did was rip off obliven (the game play and and how to talk to people) im not saying thats a bad thing though, it was cool. obliven just had swords and shit, so wat fallout did was give it a more modern tune up. but whats new about new vegas? the map and story thats it... and thoughs things arent even done that well, i played for 4 fucking hours and got nowhere. and the maps are flat and unimpressive. the AI is fucking retarded and cant help u when there on your side. and when u are fighting them they sometimes just stand there and let u kill them. the only way u die in the game is if theres like fucking 6 guys with shot guns just shooting u to death or u trying so hard to target them with the shity fucking controls not leting u sometimes at all (part of the game ending glitch) bathesda softworks learn how to make a fucking game GOD DAMIT!!!!!!

thoughts on Hot Tub Time Machine

 this is a movie that when u first watch it you dont know if u like it or not. but when u watch it a second time u see that its a really fun movie. now is it good? thats hard to say, because u dont laugh alot. there are some chuckles here and there but, its not like your on the floor. the thing about this movie is that when your watching it u dont want it to end. and thats the sign of a good movie. the plot of this movie is stupid but in that "it's so stupid its funny" kind of way. the characters are very likable and i think it would not be the same if u didnt have the same actors. John Cusack, Craig Robinson, Rob Corddry, and Clark Duke do a fantastic job here. they all work together so fluently that u really believe they r best friends. if i had to rate this movie i would give it an 8/10. the reason i dont give it more was because there were some plot holes and sometimes theres parts that u wish were not in there. i do want u to go and see this movie and see it more then once ok. - john cano

just watched stephen king's the dead zone

 its was ok. the movie starts off awful just bad, the acting, the sound, just everything. it is soooo predictable. i thought even christopher walken couldnt save this film. ok for the first 50 min its sooo boring and sooo bad then it takes a turn, it like gets better and less and less predictable.ok the movies a about this guy named johnny (christopher walken) who is taking his girlfriend, sarah, home she invites him in but he says no, he says he want to wait. so she says ok fine. so it starts to rain and the camera looks at the car all weird like so u know he is ganna get into an accident. so he gets in the car and drives away, mean while a giant milk truck is driving and its driver falls asleep then he wakes up and turns the wheel so the car doesnt spin out but it does anyway? idk its stupid. but then the tanker it was carrying fell on its side and johnny drives right into it. ok in the seen u see him like 30 yards away from the truck and he could easily just turn but idk he just doesnt. so he crashes in a way where the car flips over but in no way that it would hurt anybody. so we cut and he is in the hospital and his girlfriend is there and he ends up being in a coma for 5 years and then wakes up and hes all like where am i what happened. so the doctor tells him and hes like 5 years what wheres sarah. it turns out sarah went and got married to an other dude. so at one point a nurse goes in and shakes johnnys hand and then the music goes all like psycho kind of music but just one of the load nosies. anyay he starts seeing visions and of her kid trapped in a fire and hes all your daughter is in a fire its not to late to save her and she like what r u taking about? so it turns out he was right and they got to the daughter in time. so he has powers and if he touches someone he can see there future or if there dead the last thing that happened to them. so people know he has powers and the cops come to his house and say theres a murderer and we need to help. so hes like ok ill help. so he goes with them and they find another body and he touches her and sees the killer and it turns out to be the cops partner so they go to his house and he see them and puts on he killing jacket and kills him self. the cop goes up stair and sees that he killed him self and johnny is with the mother and touches her hand and sees that she new he was killing people and he tells her that and she like just shaking and freaking out . so johnny goes up stairs and and to sees the cop and the mom grabs the dead partners gun and shots johnny and he just falls on the stairs so fakely and just all ahhh ow like, then the cop shots the mom and she goes down in the same bad acting way. so we are at the 50 min mark and here is where it gets good.

just watched shutter island

ok Ive got a lot to say about this one. first off i did like the movie i thought it was great. it had an interesting story and overall the acting was excellent. the plot is that a U.S marshal agent Teddy Daniels (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) goes to an island/mental hospital to find a missing patient who has escaped for the building the night before. 

ok when it starts off u dont really know whats going on but u get a feeling that not everything is as it seems. through out the movie u r always on your toes not know whats going to happen next. the music helps create a very suspenseful feel to the movie. ok this is really hard to explain but umm ok if u ever played the game bioshock its like that not the story but the suspense part of it. there is a point and click adventure game for the pc but it doesnt do it well. u really wish it is like alan wake or just a first person shooter type game. dont thick first person shooters are always those shit fucks like call of duty. again like bioshock it should be a survival horror. but anyway back to the movie. the whole time u watch the movie u see teddy going more and more insane, seeing illustration of his died wife or this little girl. but when u watch it u really want to know what the fucks going on, and so does leo he confused the whole time cause stuff keeps happening to him that doesnt make sense. like when u know someones lying to u, like say your friend stole your toy and u looked everywhere but could not find it then when u go ask u your friend if he took it and he says no but when u walk out of the room and come back its right there in plain sight is your toy and u say oh how weird to is that is wasnt there before i left but now its there. and your friend say oh i dont know what your talking about man. its like that through out the whole movie and u are wondering y this is happening all the time. but it is all explained soon enough at the end. there is a twist witch i dont really know if i like or not but it was fine. go see this movie it is worth your watch. its about 2 and half hours long but even during the talky scenes its not boring so ya go watch it and have fun with it ok. thanks for reading and please if u like my reviews i will always take requests.

review by John Cano

Just watched saints and soldiers

first off i'd just like to thank Jacob Valentine, he is the one who requested the movie for me to see. ok i did like the movie the story was ok and based on a true one, the acting was sub par though idk its just like half of the cast sounded like they were trying to hard. ok the plot of the movie is, is that a bunch of different soldiers (in world war two) were captured by the Germans and and lined up to be searched and then killed but one of them tryed to run and then they all did. so most of them were killed but the ones who did survive grouped up and planed an escape route. im not really sure what it was though but really its just move through snow until we see Americas. the main character decan (and u know that his name is decan because they say it over and over again for like 5 min) is freaking out or in shock because he almost got shoot or something. thats not really y but i dont want to spoil the real reason this is just the one they give u at the beginning. so hes on edge and is seeing flashes of something idk really what it is because at one point its a soldier and then its a little girl and then its a little girl and her mom so idk but anyway they are all worried cause he has the only gun. so they wonder around and find a place to take shelter and rest. then the germen's come and find the place so they hide under the floor for the night and wait for the Germen's to leave. the Germen's are siting there and then they get a call saying that an America plane has crashed landed and they need to go (decan is the only on who can speak German). so they leave and then the group goes to check it out and finds the pilot and he says he needs to get to the Americas base right away because he has info about the German's. so thats the plot. they have to get him to there base. ok now the movie is sometimes a little slow and boring. like the group keeps stopping and talking about uselessness things like there big secret or stupid stuff that doesn't matter. i think its trying to build character but it feels forced and unnecessary. it was fine i guess if i had to rate it 1 out of 10 id give it a 5/10 and thats average. its a good movie be nothing special. go see it. im John cano and thank u for reading. please request movies for me to do and i probably will do them.